i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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