the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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