is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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