Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I need water and some morals
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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