i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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