To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
what day is it and did you see me today?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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