Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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