Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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