none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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