Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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