2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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