I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just want to make out with him forever
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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