It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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