..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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