I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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