At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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