omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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