Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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