We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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