I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it glows. i had to have it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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