Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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