did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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