ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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