i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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