The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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