if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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