Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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