If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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