I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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