thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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