help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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