Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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