Me too!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He better not be in your backpack
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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