If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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