That's intense
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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