your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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