what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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