sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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