Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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