all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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