you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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