Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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