She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
