Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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