try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
