The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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