exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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