Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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