I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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