He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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