Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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