their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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