Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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