Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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