I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize