Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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