Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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