I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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